OK SIR, I’M READY FOR AN ADVENTURE!
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
That’s right folks…I got a job. I am the new Administrative Assistant at First United Methodist Church in Pawhuska, Oklahoma. Some of you may be staring at that sentence in utter shock and disbelief. Yes – I, Sunshine, am going to be working at a church. Willingly. And they want me there! Turns out I am not as evil as once suspected. My first day is tomorrow, and I just realized that it…