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why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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Workin’ 9 to 12, what a way to make a livin’!

Workin’ 9 to 12, what a way to make a livin’!

That’s right folks…I got a job.  I am the new Administrative Assistant at First United Methodist Church in Pawhuska, Oklahoma.   Some of you may be staring at that sentence in utter shock and disbelief.   Yes – I, Sunshine, am going to be working at a church.  Willingly.  And they want me there!  Turns out I am not as evil as once suspected.  My first day is tomorrow, and I just realized that it…

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i cant wait to be an animator.

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My friend found this note from her daughter this morning

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My friend found this note from her daughter this morning

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Jimmy Fallon paying tribute to Robin Williams

We, like all of you were shaken up a bit last night when we learned that genius comedian and actor Robin Williams passed away. He was one in a kind. He was one in a million. He was unbelievable. If you don’t know his stand-up then you should YouTube it right now and watch it. He was amazing. He was funny and he was fast. He would weave in and out of characters and get Shakespearean. It was incredible.”

Jimmy then proceeded to do his best Robin impersonation, and concluded his tribute by standing on his desk and playing out a key scene in Dead Poets Society.

Oh captain, my captain, you will be missed.”

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Someone threw something at my car as I passed them When I got out of the car to check for damages this is what I found

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Someone threw something at my car as I passed them When I got out of the car to check for damages this is what I found

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Jingle Bells sounds best when it’s played through the nose.

Jingle Bells sounds best when it’s played through the nose.

As you all may know, I was an adventurous teenager (That’s a nice way of saying I was kind of an a-hole know-it-all jerk).  I dyed my hair for the first time when I was 14 (black, like Jordan Knight’s…I had the line shaved in on the sides, tail and all.  Shut up.).  After that first time, I didn’t know what my true hair color was until about my late 20s.  Blonde, orange, green, purple, streaks,…

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And here we see the wild Brendon Urie in its natural habitat.

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And here we see the wild Brendon Urie in its natural habitat.

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